Thursday, January 29, 2009

Miss Priss Strikes Again

She's at it again...my assistant's four year old daughter came up with another zinger. Priss asked her mom to scramble her some eggs for breakfast the other day.

When mom didn't move quickly enough Miss Priss said, "Hey good lookin', time to get cookin'...those eggs aren't going to scramble themselves."

26 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAH! That's hilarious! :)

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  2. Oh my gosh! You just made me spit my water out at my moniter :)

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  3. Who has that child been hanging around? Truckers.

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  4. Just thought about my last comment. I don't have anything against truckers. Just so you know.

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  5. OMG, she is too funny. What was her mother's reaction?

    Hugz,
    Michele

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  6. Thats's a good one even if it was from a child, lol I might use that one on my Wife to see if it gets me anywhere, NOT.

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  7. Oh, I do hope she is keeping a list of these. Her daughter will grow up and never believe she was once that funny.

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  8. Miss Priss sounds like quite the little character - I love reading the little snippets of her life! I bet her momma is going to have her hands full when she grows up!! Tell your assistant to enjoy these little moments - I'm sure you know only to well how quick they fly by!!

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  9. Sounds like Miss Priss is 4 going on 40 lol. She sounds like a very precocious child, not to mention she's a hoot! My 7 yr old niece is always coming up with doozies, I actually bought mom a little notebook so she could write them down! My favorite was this past Christmas. She is a recent transplant to Texas, and as anyone from Texas knows they make all schoolchildren very aware of Texas history, the Lone Star, etc. When D saw her Grandmother's nativity set (which has a large carved star at the top), she quite seriously asked if Baby Jesus was born in Texas! We rolled on the floor! Kids do say the darndest things. Hugs, Kathy

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  10. Hi!
    I found you through lmerie...hope you don't mind me stopping by!
    well, Miss Priss would have had a mouthful form me! unless of course, there is much more to this story. I will have to read some more about her...I am wondering how old she is!
    As for your daughter...what a courageous, smart girl. She seems to really have her head on straight...congrats, I can only hope for the same with my children!
    Hope to see you around my blog!
    BG

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  11. Oh my word!

    Depending on the tone, I don't know if I would be cooking any eggs after that! Maybe because I would be rolling on the floor laughing!

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  12. Too sweet. I'd love a little sassy girl like that in my life! ;)

    melissa

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  13. What a riot! Thanks for the good laugh!

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  14. Yikes! She's 4? OMG - poor parents! ☺ Diane

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  15. Where is Art Linkletter when you need him! Oops did I just give away my age?

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  16. I received my package and loved everything! I can't wait to post it! I hope Suzee likes hers

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  17. PRICELESS! That was totally me as a tot!

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