Friday, January 16, 2009

How Hank Got in Hot Water...

We were both at home for lunch the other day and Hank asked me what I thought we should have for supper. I indicated that he should choose because I was going to have a protein shake and a salad. I'd worn a skirt the day before that was a little bit tight. In a moment of apparent temporary insanity he looked over at me and said, "I thought I noticed a little something (translation FAT) that wasn't there (pointing toward my "middle") before the holidays."

Hot Hot HOT water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way....don't forget the Valentine's Swap. The deadline is tonight (Friday, the 16th). I'll do the pairings first thing Saturday morning.

Hank might not be getting a Valentine this year!!!

28 comments:

  1. I'll bet that water scalded him!

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  2. Oh Hank....what were you thinking? Well that was silly because you obviously weren't.

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  3. Men!! I wonder what they are thinking sometimes when they say things like that! ugh!

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  4. Oh my GOSH! Thats one brave man!

    Look, I am a fat chick, there's no way around that fact but even my husband isn't that brave!

    So when are the funeral arrangements? I'd like to send you flowers, lol! ;}

    Have a great day!

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  5. Oh no he didn't!!! If you need back up let me know.

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  6. Oh, no he didn't!! Shame on Hank!

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  7. I'm sure Hank lost weight over the holidays too! Isn't that just the way it goes? Have a great weekend!

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  8. and he's still alive??? lol
    cant wait for the vday swap...i am so excited to be a participant

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  9. You make me smile.
    Why is it that husbands say such things? I can feel the steam from here.

    I hope you have a great day.

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  10. Notta good thing for Hank to say!!

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  11. I would have killed him. Ben knows better than to say a word about me and food...

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  12. Oh my! Poor Hank. He is in BIG trouble.

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  13. OMG, he's lost his mind! YIKES! Bet he's regretted that slip of the tongue ever since it popped out of his mouth!

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  14. Oooooh, he didn't!!! My hubby makes the mistake sometimes of saying, "Are you SURE you want to eat that?"

    To which I reply: *insert killer look here*

    LOL!

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  15. Oh no, I can't believe he actually said that! That's an "oops" moment for sure. :)

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  16. Whoah Nelly! I can only imagine the look that must have shot from your eyes during that moment!!

    On a brighter note, how excited are you over CJ?! We have one more year to stalk him!!!:)

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  17. Temporary insanity indeed! I hope he also develops a raging case of amnesia or he's going to have a really hard time living this one down! Thanks for the giggle. Kathy

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  18. Poor Hank or would that be poor you? Men do have their moments.

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  19. Hank is a brave man to say something like that to a Southern Belle.

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  20. I hope you punched him right in the stomach right then and there! lol
    Be a sweetie,
    Shelia :)

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  21. You might be getting a GREAT valentine this year!!!

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  22. Bless his heart. Remember to remain calm, put on your hither come here lipstick and a sexy pout on your face. Walk up to Hank and breathlessly look him in the eye, and then "down there" and then up to his eyes again and say: "Oh honey, I know what you mean and it just kills my soul that you have now arrived at the same place I am; as I've been looking at your "little something" for years now." Pucker your lips a bit and then sachet away with your hips swaying from side to side.

    That should take him down to size, pun intended!

    Hugs from the sisterhood,

    Vanessa

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  23. Men and small children are brutally honest, aren't they?? Hugs!

    I went back and put in the recipe for that cinnamon bread. Easy peasy!!

    Do you like Pampered Chef?? I'm having an online party - email me for an invitation!!!

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  24. Remind Hank that if he doesn't have anything nice to say, he shouldn't say anything at all. Men!:)

    Jo

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  25. Does Hank know he could be boiled alive for statements like that???
    LOL,
    Lorri

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